Apparently

There are many women out there who can walk into a room in their house, spot something a bit skew-whiff, and pull a perfectly clever, resourceful and inexpensive solution to the problem right out of their pretty, little, professionally coiffed heads.

These same women then simply cull through their vast and plentiful stores of craft and decorating supplies, gather the necessary items (often serendipitously finding an item or two they didn't even remember they had) and then get to work happily sprucing things up.

A few hours later, voila! the room is completely reborn! They feel accomplished, energized, proud of what they've created! And everyone who sees it raves at their skill, they can't believe they did it themselves! And so cheaply, too!

Apparently, I am not one of those women.

Today is one of those days I wish I had a lot of disposable income.

That's all I'm saying.