Pressing Question

Okay, have you ever been surfing around lazily on the Internet, leaning forward at your desk with your chin in your hand, gazing languidly at the screen? And have you ever been startled out of your reverie by sudden strange movements from your cursor, flipping out and moving all over the place, seemingly spontaneously with no help or direction from you? And have you ever been on the verge of panic, thinking 1) a restless spirit is trying to communicate something from the beyond or 2) you don't know how but you've totally broken the computer and your husband, who just had a buddy completely overhaul the thing as a favor when instead he could have charged you an arm and a leg for the service, is going to kill you?

And then have you sat up in alarm only to realize your left breast was pressing the space bar?

No? Just me? Okay then.