I'm finding that this Pretty, Happy, Funny, Real business seems to rather efficiently represent the schizoid quality of my life as long as you split it into two parts: The Pretty and Happy vs the Funny and Real.
Point in case (as Redheaded Snippet used to say):
Ah, so Pretty:
Happy! (nice segue, yeah?):
Funny (but I'm not sure he thought so):
On the flip side, now I get to go toaster shopping.